Archive for the Oxymorons Category

Saturday Kitchen

January 9, 2011

Heard a great oxymoron today on Saturday Kitchen:
fresh lentils!

More Oxymorons – Losing weight

June 9, 2010

I don’t want to be more perfect, nor massively thin – that would be perfectly awful! I just want to get rid of muscular fat which is not a tremendously small part of my make-up. Having realised that I can’t get into my one & only suit for a forthcoming wedding and thus with rising deficits I have only one choice. Lose weight. Oh well, at least being a happy pessimist (I know it’s not elementary calculus) means it may not work.

For all of us who can’t stand football – an awfully good game?

May 23, 2010

An exciting football match – terribly good, or were the long shorts pretty ugly? I’m certainly unsure.